Well, like the previous guestbook, the blog is now being hit by spam-bots! Not quite as annoying as the situation with the guestbook, but I’ll have to have a look-see if I can find a way to cut them down. Anyway, while trolling through these entries I did come across one or two that were quite funny:
- The best things in life are free, but the expensive ones are still worth a look.
- Weird enough for government work.
- To boldly go where I surely don’t belong.
- I believe the technical term is “Oops!”
- Yes, I’ve heard of “decaf.” What’s your point?
- Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.
- The dark ages were caused by the Y1K problem.
- 0 and 1. Now what could be so hard about that?
- Intel: where Quality is job number 0.9998782345!
- The three Rs of Microsoft support: Retry, Reboot, Reinstall.
- Actually, Microsoft is sort of a mixture between the Borg and the Ferengi.
- If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed… …Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
- “One world, one web, one program” — Microsoft promotional ad “Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuehrer” — Adolf Hitler
- Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.
- It is easier to fix Unix than to live with NT.
- Where do you think you’re going today?
- It’s not a bug, it’s tradition!
- Secret hacker rule #11: hackers read manuals.
- Loose bits sink chips.
- The computer revolution is over. The computers won.
- Press every key to continue.
- Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
